Save the cabbages!
the arrogant worms.

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Listen up brothers and sisters, come hear our desperate tales
We speak of our friends of nature, trapped in the dirt like a jail
Vegtables live in oppression, served on out tables each night
This killing of veggies is madness, we say we take up the fight
Salads are only for murderers, cole slaw's a fascist regime
Don't think that they don't have feelings, just cause a radish can't scream

We've heard the screams of the vegetables, watching their skins being peeled
Grated and steamed with no mercy.. how do you think that feels?
Carrots commit murder.. greenhouses prisons for slaves
It's time to stop all this gardening.. let's call a spade a spade.

I saw a carrot eating celery, so we beat him black and blue
If he ever touches a sprout again, we'll bite him clean in two
We're political prisoners, trapped in a windowless cage
'cause we stopped the slaughter of turnips, by killing five carrots in a rage
I told the judge when he sentenced me, this is my finest hour..
I'd kill those carrots again, just to save one more cauliflower

I've heard the screams of the vegetables, watching their skins being peeled
Grated and steamed with no mercy.. how do you think that feels?
Carrots commit murder.. greenhouses prisons for slaves
It's time to stop all this gardening.. let's call a spade a spade.

How low as carrots do they dare to stoop
Making our broccolis bleed in the soup
Untie your beans, uncage your tomatoes
Let potted plants free, don't mash that potato!

We've heard the screams of the vegetables, watching their skins being peeled
Grated and steamed with no mercy.. how do you think that feels
Carrot juice constitutes murder.. greenhouses prisons for slaves
It's time to stop all this gardening.. let's call a spade a spade.
Is a spade is a spade is a spade is a... spade